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How Many Cows Will You Eat?
By admin | July 13, 2007
I’m sure my friends over at johncow.cow won’t want to see these Vital stats. Besides the number of cows we eat per lifetime, it will also provide you with great information like the amount of toilet roles you will use and how often you will have sex before you die.
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July 13th, 2007 at 7:01 pm
[…] and if you’ve always been interested how many cows you eat in your lifetime, click over to BobMeetsWorld, he’s got the Vital Stats down. It’s not to late to become a vegetarian you […]
July 13th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Mooo! Pass me the ‘next’ plate please! *grins. Great kick on your latest move!
July 13th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
Christ, that much sex in a lifetime?!? I need some catching up to do!
July 14th, 2007 at 6:54 am
I think I’ve already passed the amount of beer drank
July 15th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Wow, wind passed is almost 30% of the Gas used. Do you reckon you could run a vehicle on human wind?
If we could harvest it and even if it was half as efficient as Gas then we could use 15% less Gas, that is a significant reduction.
July 15th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
becareful … you don’t want to offend JohnCow with this post!
Darin
LOL
July 16th, 2007 at 4:02 am
[…] according to this random chart anyway found over at bobmeetsworld. It also says i’ll eat 4.5 cows, (probably way too low for me), smoke 77,000 cigarettes (i […]
July 16th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
I’m sure I used 7000 nappies by the age of 2 :p
July 18th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
It’d be cool if you could drink more milk to pass more gas and use the methane you emit to fuel your car! Maybe they can install a ‘gas capture/extraction’ system to the seats of cars and have it go directly to the tanks! Saves the cows and the environment!
July 20th, 2007 at 9:11 am
cows been all over the internet this days. i’ve heard they have decided to sell the cow as well. lolz