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Pearls of Wisdom
By admin | August 7, 2007
Every now and then I get bored and hit the stumble button on my browser. It’s a great way to kill some time and find new inspiration to get you going again. Tonight I came across these Pearls of Wisdom and figured to share them with you.
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”
3. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
6. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
7. Never lick a steak knife.
8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14. Your friends love you anyway.
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August 8th, 2007 at 9:27 am
There are two pearls of wisdom that I can instantly identify with - no. 2 and no.5 - both of which I’ve had more than my fair dose of. But no. 14 is what I’m discovering - very uplifting! Thanks,
August 9th, 2007 at 1:41 am
Great post Bob! I was going down the list and came to number 7 about the steak knife, suddenly a thought came into my mind of me licking the knife and then aarrgggghhhh!!!, this was at 2.42am though
August 9th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
I can’t stop laughing!(see number one and seven)
August 9th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
#4 - hahahaha. That cracks me up! and #11 - I stopped caring bout my birthdays by age 8 or so. Just not into it.
This are funny and true!
August 10th, 2007 at 8:43 am
I have a regular job, so I can attest to #2. Great list!
August 10th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
lol, I hate meetings more then dirt!
August 11th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
This blog is starting to get boring…
August 11th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
I agree Jason, that’s what happens when you spread yourself too thin unfortunately.
August 11th, 2007 at 5:01 pm