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When Shit Misses The Fan…
By admin | May 15, 2007
This story might not be suitable for people with a weak stomach.
What do you get for being a nice guy and letting a “friend” crash at your place while she is looking for a job and a place of her own?
Shay and I were friends since we both got online, about eight years ago. She and I talked exclusively online til I got a cell phone, whereupon we started talking on the phone, at least once a week. She would often have her son chat with me online as we spoke. She was very active in the gay parenting groups online, and wrote prolifically on raising her son and her interactions with the world as a lesbian.
A whole lot of shit.
Jason started all this shit.
Shit hit his fan and more.
She gives a whole lot of shit.
To give you an idea of what happened I will put down a few quotes here and you can decide if you want to go ahead and look at the pictures or not 
She crashed here and smelled up the place with her “hormonal imbalance,” which would mean that she had a bum full of shit that couldn’t be wiped, though it didn’t smell like poo, more like dirt and rotting vegtables.
The three of us leave, confused, and head to Statik’s house. Well, we looked around, and I put a glove on, (Statik often changed the colour of his hair, so he has a box of vinyl gloves,) and picked up her pants. BIG mistake, because there was something, presumably blood, all over them. Jason = grossed out at this point. I stopped looking through those.
Well, we found something much, much worse, something that made my gorge rise, quite literally. There were two 2-liter soda bottles in the bag, both of them FULL of urine. The one in the Pepsi bottle had fermentation/sediment in it. I ran to the edge of the balcony and dry-heaved. Those who know me well know that me dry-heaving at something disgusting doesn’t happen often. There was green shit in the pee bottle though, and well, EEEYUU!!!
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May 16th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
You warned me. I didn’t listen. OMG! Ok, I’m a big girl. Not even close to that big but come on! WTF? That is pure laziness not to mention mentally unstable.
May 17th, 2007 at 8:39 am
I think you hit the nail on the head